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    Category : Work
    Rating : 3.43
    Contributor : benwiggy
    Type : T
    Samsung Electronics

    Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
    Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about."
    Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.
    Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"

    RAC Motoring Service

    Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia?"
    Operator: "Doesn't the product give you a clue?"

    Directory Enquiries

    Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please."
    Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"
    Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off."

    Tech Support

    Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
    Customer: "O.K."
    Tech Support: "O.K. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the OK button displayed?"
    Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

    Rail Enquiries

    Customer: "How much does it cost to Bath on the train?"
    Operator: "If you can get your feet in the sink, then its free."

    Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?"
    Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?"
    Customer: "It was on the door to the travel centre."
    Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours."

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