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    yo momas so poor
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    Category : Your Mamma
    Rating : 3.00
    Contributor : scout4eva
    Type : T
    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

    Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

    Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

    Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

    Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

    Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

    Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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