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    Minister for drinks
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    Category : Misc
    Rating : 3.83
    Contributor : n/a
    Type : T
    A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression, he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
    With even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

    And finally, he cried, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he then sat down.

    After a few moments, the song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: 'Shall We Gather at the River'."

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