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    Turkey roll
    Joke Info
    Category : People
    Rating : 4.00
    Contributor : n/a
    Type : T
    A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
    She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

    "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

    "No, mother," you don't understand.
    "I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"

    "Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
    "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

    "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
    "Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

    "Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -
    'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"

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