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    Stoned Koala
    Joke Info
    Category : Animals
    Rating : 3.62
    Contributor : blueyedame
    Type : T
    A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint
    when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

    "Hey you! What are you doing?"

    The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

    So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and
    they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his
    mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But
    the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
    falls into the river.

    A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
    helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:
    "What's the matter with you?"

    The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
    a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned
    and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
    the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
    finishing a joint, and he looks up and says " Hey you!"

    So the koala looks down at him and says:
    Holy "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much
    water did you drink?!!"
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