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    Let him dig!
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    Category : Relationships
    Rating : 2.83
    Contributor : blueyedame
    Type : T
    An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout: "When I die,
    I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!!"

    Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrances that took place in their neighborhood.

    The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake.

    After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

    Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he might indeed be able to dig his way up out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"

    The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.

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