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    Category : Misc
    Rating : 2.50
    Contributor : Optikal
    Type : T
    Taoism: Shit happens.
    Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens.
    Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
    Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
    Hinduism: This shit happened before.
    Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
    Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
    Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
    Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
    New Age: Shit is warm.
    Atheism: Who gives a shit.
    Agnosticism: Maybe.


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