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    The Playschool Teacher's Presents
    Joke Info
    Category : People
    Rating : 3.32
    Contributor : Fish Finger
    Type : T
    A playschool teacher was receiving gifts at the end of the year from her students. A little girl who's daddy owned a meat shop, came up to the teacher, and handed her a box. The teacher held the box above her head, and shook it. Then she said, "I bet it's some beef jerky."
    "Why, yes!" The little girl exclaimed. "How did you know?"

    "Just a lucky guess..." The teacher replied

    Then a little boy who's daddy owned a sweets shop, came up to the teacher and handed her a box. The teacher held it above her head, shook it and said, "I bet it's some sweets!"

    "Yes it is! How did you know?" The boy asked.

    "A lucky guess..." The teacher said.

    Then a third little boy came up to the teacher. His daddy owned a
    liquor store. The little boy handed the teacher a box, and as the
    teacher went to hold the box above her head, she noticed it was
    leaking. She let a drop fall on her finger, and she tasted it.

    "It's wine, isn't it?"

    "No." The little boy said with a grin on his face.

    So the teacher let a few more drops fall on her finger, and tasted it
    again. "It champaign isn't it?"

    "No." The little boy said with his grin getting bigger.

    "Alright." The teacher said. "I give up. What is it?"

    The little boy then shouted... "IT'S A PUPPY!"

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