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Call Centre Capers
Category : Work|
Rating : 3.43
Type : T
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about."
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.
Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
RAC Motoring Service
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia?"
Operator: "Doesn't the product give you a clue?"
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please."
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off."
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Tech Support: "O.K. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the OK button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Customer: "How much does it cost to Bath on the train?"
Operator: "If you can get your feet in the sink, then its free."
Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?"
Customer: "It was on the door to the travel centre."
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours."